In the interest of ta-ta self care, I got a mammogram today. Once a year fun…women unite…get your boobies checked!
I chose to wear a blouse…you know…even though legally I could’ve chosen otherwise. (because our state just declared that I am welcome to go topless anywhere if I so choose).
I didn’t wear deodorant there because we are directed to not wear deodorant to a mammogram.
Good news. The clinic supplies you with antiperspirant spray to use after the mammogram.
Bad news…that spray is sticky and smells less than lovely.
When you take your top off, you get amazing little booby band aids very strategically placed.
Good news…little flowery band aids create fun little nipple art.
Bad news…they really stick to skin and are a little hard to peel off.
The mammogram machine now takes a 3D image.
Good news…a 3D image shows more stuff.
Bad news…this machine didn’t find a way to not stretch and squish tender skin to ten buck two without the ouchie factor!
And we will end on good news…I am here to tell about it! lol
Why do we call them ta-ta’s anyway?